If you haven't than I must say you are missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures. I mean standing in public while a complete stranger vents all their anger directly at you while everyone else stares is just awesome! I've been lucky enough to have it happen twice.
The first time was when James was about a year old and we were walking through Wal-Mart together. He decided he didn't want to go where I was taking him so he threw himself on the floor and had a little fit. I decided to just stand there and watch him until he was done instead of making a bigger scene by trying to drag him with me. Some crazy lady (and I really think she was certifiably crazy) walked by and made a very rude and obscene comment about people who let their kids play on the floor. I was so shocked that all I could say was "excuse me" that's when I got the full unleashing of every filthy word you can imagine. A few minutes later we ran into her again in the produce section and she let me have it all over again. I remember being so pumped with adrenaline when we left, but like I said I really think she was not right in the head.
The second time happened this morning when I was grocery shopping with Macy. Keep in mind that I only shop twice a month, so it takes a very long time and my cart is always over flowing. Anyway, I had just finished getting the last of the food when I remembered that I forgot something that I needed from the office supply section. I really didn't want to trek back to the other side of the store, but I really try to stick to my twice a month only shopping, and I knew I would need that item before my next trip in two weeks. So, we went and found what I was looking for and then stopped and the first open check out. It was early in the morning so there weren't many open to begin with and most of them were self check out lines, so I stopped at a line that was closer to the non food items.
When the checker was about half way finished this lady walked up and said " can you tell me why if this is an express lane there are people like this with all their stuff in line?"
When I looked up and saw that it did say express lane I felt really terrible and I apologized to the lady and the cashier and explained that I had not seen that on the other side. Well, this lady did not care how sorry I was, she went on and on about how ridiculous it was that I was in this line. I must have apologized four or five times (way more than the lady deserved) when she finally said "you know what, I want to talk to a manager." Are you kidding me!!
Finally another employee who was not the manager came over and said "The manager is busy right now but this lane is actually open as a grocery isle right now and it
does not say express on the other side."
Now, I did not at all expect an apology from this lady for the way she had treated me, but I did expect her to at least let it go and walk away. Oh no. She wasn't finished with me. Finally after another minute of listening to her I kindly said "you know there are about five express lanes open down by the food."
To which she replied "Ya, all the way down there! I'm handicapped, I have a bad hip."
Let me just say, when she finally did storm out, there wasn't even a hint of a limp in her walk. I'm pretty sure the only thing handicapped is her social skills.
Seriously, who are these crazy people and why do I attract them?